Originally Posted by hypnoticgoat

im sorry to tell you this but it means your computer has been possesed by a demonic spirit. This is what you should do climb to the highest mountain around you, and get water from the spring on top of it. Sprinkle this water on top of the keyboard while chanting "you-me-guy-be-boy-eet's-ow" then quickly run to your local hardware store and buy the biggest shuvle they have then beat the keyboard with it. After that quickly run to your local gas station and buy precisly 1.3334 gallons of gas. Pour the gas on your labtop. Let sit for 5 minutes then quickly run to your local convience store and buy a match. Light the match and throw it on the lab top. AFter this the demonic spirit will become a physical form, and all you will have to do is run to your local walmart and buy a crossbow, and shoot his horns off then your computer will be fixed, but unfortunatly burned, beaten, and pretty much usefull. But at least you will have one bad ass paper weight.


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