Wtf Is Wrong With My Keyboard

X GLocK 187 X · 02-04-2007

(im posting this from my laptop)

whenever i press a button the keyboard it makes this beeping sound from my computer

WTF?

RedMorning · 02-04-2007

lol umm new keyboard? My other keyboard had keys that didnt work so i had to talk in 1337 for about a month lol

hypnoticgoat · 02-04-2007

im sorry to tell you this but it means your computer has been possesed by a demonic spirit. This is what you should do climb to the highest mountain around you, and get water from the spring on top of it. Sprinkle this water on top of the keyboard while chanting "you-me-guy-be-boy-eet's-ow" then quickly run to your local hardware store and buy the biggest shuvle they have then beat the keyboard with it. After that quickly run to your local gas station and buy precisly 1.3334 gallons of gas. Pour the gas on your labtop. Let sit for 5 minutes then quickly run to your local convience store and buy a match. Light the match and throw it on the lab top. AFter this the demonic spirit will become a physical form, and all you will have to do is run to your local walmart and buy a crossbow, and shoot his horns off then your computer will be fixed, but unfortunatly burned, beaten, and pretty much usefull. But at least you will have one bad ass paper weight.

warning: I am not responsible for any burns, scars, mental retardation, comas, enlarged penis and or enlarged vaginal hoals, anal leakage, internal injurys, loss of soul, or death in family and or death of self. Events might lead to suicide so do not perform if you have high blood pressure or if you have taken viagra recently. This message brought to you by HYPNOTICgoat industries, thank you and have a not bad day.

Flex · 02-04-2007

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Originally Posted by hypnoticgoat

im sorry to tell you this but it means your computer has been possesed by a demonic spirit. This is what you should do climb to the highest mountain around you, and get water from the spring on top of it. Sprinkle this water on top of the keyboard while chanting "you-me-guy-be-boy-eet's-ow" then quickly run to your local hardware store and buy the biggest shuvle they have then beat the keyboard with it. After that quickly run to your local gas station and buy precisly 1.3334 gallons of gas. Pour the gas on your labtop. Let sit for 5 minutes then quickly run to your local convience store and buy a match. Light the match and throw it on the lab top. AFter this the demonic spirit will become a physical form, and all you will have to do is run to your local walmart and buy a crossbow, and shoot his horns off then your computer will be fixed, but unfortunatly burned, beaten, and pretty much usefull. But at least you will have one bad ass paper weight.

warning: I am not responsible for any burns, scars, mental retardation, comas, enlarged penis and or enlarged vaginal hoals, anal leakage, internal injurys, loss of soul, or death in family and or death of self. Events might lead to suicide so do not perform if you have high blood pressure or if you have taken viagra recently. This message brought to you by HYPNOTICgoat industries, thank you and have a not bad day.

That seemed unnessecary.

If you were trying to like, make fun of him, I think you failed.

SheiK · 02-04-2007

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Originally Posted by Flex

That seemed unnessecary.

If you were trying to like, make fun of him, I think you failed.

People like to slap Glock's special spot alot because he tends to deserve it.

I Snix I · 02-04-2007

You're just a big kidder, you don't have a laptop, get out of here

Farlz · 02-04-2007

You might have stickied the keys accidently.

I forget what to do to fix that, google it if you want, I could be wrong though.

MartyR · 02-04-2007

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Originally Posted by hypnoticgoat

im sorry to tell you this but it means your computer has been possesed by a demonic spirit. This is what you should do climb to the highest mountain around you, and get water from the spring on top of it. Sprinkle this water on top of the keyboard while chanting "you-me-guy-be-boy-eet's-ow" then quickly run to your local hardware store and buy the biggest shuvle they have then beat the keyboard with it. After that quickly run to your local gas station and buy precisly 1.3334 gallons of gas. Pour the gas on your labtop. Let sit for 5 minutes then quickly run to your local convience store and buy a match. Light the match and throw it on the lab top. AFter this the demonic spirit will become a physical form, and all you will have to do is run to your local walmart and buy a crossbow, and shoot his horns off then your computer will be fixed, but unfortunatly burned, beaten, and pretty much usefull. But at least you will have one bad ass paper weight.

You do know its a laPtop right? As in, it sits on your lap?

X GLocK 187 X · 02-04-2007

he's an idiot, dont mind him

Ligeia · 02-04-2007

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Originally Posted by X GLocK 187 X

he's an idiot, dont mind him

Haha, is that a joke?

I cannot believe this forum has come to this
In case you forgot.