So my mom got me the wrong order at Carl's Jr. When I opened the bag, I see that I got a happy meal instead of my Superstar combo and I tell her, "Did you order wrong or something?" and she says, "The man must've gotten the order wrong, I think it was his first day because he was all shakey and was nervous." and being the cold hearted bastard that I am, I teold her, "You know why he's there? Because he was too stupid to follow anything in High School." and she tells me to shut up and we get into a big argument and then tells me, "Why did I ever give birth to you?" all teary and I respond with, "Because you didn't have the balls to kill me when you had the chance, moron." and then she comes up to my face and says, "That's it, you're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air." So I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
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