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[SpartanZ89]

This story is 90% true...(the 10% being my ability as a writer to exagerate it A LITTLE)

Caution: this testimonial is not meant for little kids under the age still being breast fed

Caught with Porn: part1
Twas a hot summer day in the Cali. Dogs were barking, Lawnmowers were…mowing, and n00by randoms were getting p00wned in a game of Team Doubles.
“Yeah!! Get him!” I yelled to my buddy Ricecrispie who has always been addicted to porn ever since his Uncle Steve came by one day, installed a webcam, and gave him a copy of NAMBLA(I still don’t know what thatis an acronym for).
Well, he had to leave to get kacky shorts and a polo from Hollister. So I got off too…After eating some hot pockets, KFC, and a box of Totinos pizza rolls, I became bored. My mom and sister were gone.
So then I thought to my self, “ Oh Tisith be the time…when the parents are away, and semen continue to multiply until the testis tell the brain, “EH! Hurry up and bust a nut! Im dying down here!” And since I havnt gave my gary any alone time in a while I decided to close the blinds, dim the lights, and play some barry manalow.
Then came the porn. I couldn’t decide between a picture of RC’s mom (I luv me some big girl), 2bits sister Erica (I luv me some pancake nips), or some pokemon anime porn. I choose….Pokemon anime porn.
Then came lub. Lotion or Petroleum jelly? (At least I had lub, back in the day we only had a spit and a prayer)
So there I was pawing and pawing. Ever stroke better than the last. Then Outtta no where my sister comes through the door,"Zakary! mom told me to close the windows."
“Omg!” She sceamed
I was flabbergasted!!!!!I guess my mom had already came home from picking up my sister.
"she yelled "eeeewww!"
I was there, my pp hanging out. I felt the urge to continue because pikachu and misty were getting it on. But I wiped of the lub and tucked it away.
But oh no! she took the pic and ran to my mom.I finally caught up and punched her in the ovaries. ripped up the pic and ran.
I felt like hilter punching her in the ovaries. The evidence destroyed, I was free. But then my sister got up, went to my mom and was vague in telling my mom.
“your son is a pervert”
“what do you mean?”
“He was looking at dirty pictures”
“What? Were they naked on the picture?”
“yeah”
I had heard, and ran to bathroom, locked the door, and turned the shower on. My head in my hands thinking of the ass whipping my dad would perform when he got home. All I could do was pray…
TO be continue……

Coming soon....Caught with P part2: The Talk with my mom(or the asswhipping by my dad)

[Whitewater]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[SpartanZ89]

ummm thats weird

[RiceCrispie]

hahahahahahhaahaha

I dont wear Hollister you homo

and this reminds me of the ole h2f days..


Edit..

and my uncle steve isnt a child molester.. my moms not fat.. erika does have pancake nips.. i still spit and pray... your dads to much of a pussy to whoop anyones ass... misty was hotter in earlier seasons.... your sisters a bitch... this will hopefully not get closed within 10 mins..

[Whitewater]

Originally Posted by SpartanZ89

ummm thats weird

Stories don't do it for me...and in the words of SpartanZ89...

“ Oh Tisith be the time…when the parents are away, and semen continue to multiply until the testis tell the brain, “EH! Hurry up and bust a nut! Im dying down here!”

[Darkstar]

Rofl, I liked the Hitler part... BTW, that's not what this thread is about is it?

[inX 2Bit]

hahahahahaha....u would bring erika into this...douche

[SpartanZ89]

Doesnt this topic makeyou wanna debate about MaryJane?

EDIT: well 2bizzle it was true erica does has some droopy ____

[RiceCrispie]

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this is the picture that his sister took off of him... i have a copy of it..

[zZ Billy Zz]

hahaha this story went into a little too much detail but it was funny.