My favorite is when he tries to get an online physician prescribe Viagra for him. On the form where it asks for the current medications you take he listed marijuana and nitrous oxide. He also calls them and asks if they can score him any oxycontin.
& another question:
"(Required)Please explain the specific reason for ordering this medication. The physician must know the exact nature of this medical problem in order to prescribe this medication."
his answer: "I want to make sweet, sweet love all night long."
And for the last question on the form it asks if there's any other information that you'd like to share, he said "I once masturbated into a grapefruit."