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05-02-2006
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Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:51:33 PM): and if someone did hear ninja speak theyre heads will explode
GooseHasPants (3:53:12 PM): no....EVERYTHING would explode
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:53:24 PM): within........
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:54:13 PM): the world
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:54:22 PM): but would the ninja blow up as well?
GooseHasPants (3:54:32 PM): by everything...i mean everything but the ninjas
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:54:41 PM): does chuck norris count as one?
GooseHasPants (3:54:58 PM): not a full ninja...but more like...half ninja half cowboy
Exi1ed B4nd1t returned at 3:55:06 PM.
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:55:09 PM): but would he die as well?
GooseHasPants (3:55:29 PM): yes.....or turn into a star...or somethin
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:55:46 PM): wat about us?
GooseHasPants (3:56:02 PM): oh...we would be dead way before
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:56:09 PM): ah
GooseHasPants (3:56:28 PM): Ninja explosions are different....the shockwave comes before the explosion...thus everything dying
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:56:40 PM): makes sense
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:57:00 PM): but im 1/2 robot so do i die from the shockwave or the explosion?
GooseHasPants (3:57:15 PM): both
GooseHasPants (3:57:18 PM): you die twice
GooseHasPants (3:58:02 PM): but since it was done by a ninja...both happen at the same time...thus you turn into pluto
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:58:14 PM): nice
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:58:25 PM): atleast ill be something more than chuck norris
Exi1ed B4nd1t (3:58:34 PM): but ill be cold so i should bring a sweater
GooseHasPants (3:59:31 PM): no....you died by a ninja...therefore...you dont need anything other thana sword...
GooseHasPants (3:59:48 PM): you got turned into more of a ninja
GooseHasPants (4:00:03 PM): but not a full one yet...you need more explosions and killing for that
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:00:13 PM): yay
GooseHasPants (4:00:30 PM): you are now 3/4 robot pirate ninja
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:00:56 PM): and after i become full robot ninja pirate
GooseHasPants (4:01:29 PM): that will take millenias
GooseHasPants (4:01:35 PM): or however you spell it
GooseHasPants (4:01:55 PM): multiple milleniums
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:02:01 PM): ah
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:02:15 PM): but what do i become when i turn into pluto
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:02:19 PM): besides being pluto
GooseHasPants (4:03:45 PM): that is your second being...your first being is 3/4ths robot pirate ninja
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:04:00 PM): wat will u become
GooseHasPants (4:04:09 PM): ryus second being is the sun
GooseHasPants (4:04:28 PM): i will become the comet that destroys earth in a couple thousand years
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:04:33 PM): nice
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:04:40 PM): but then ud die
GooseHasPants (4:05:01 PM): but the ninjas will actually destroy me......but people will think they are dead
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:05:19 PM): *nods confusingly*
GooseHasPants (4:05:25 PM): thus i become 4/7ths ninja retail rep
GooseHasPants (4:06:14 PM): when pluto destroys communism....thats when you are full ninja....
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:06:26 PM): when will that happen
GooseHasPants (4:06:42 PM): i dont know....im not that much of a ninja to tell....gosh
GooseHasPants (4:06:55 PM): probably the year 3405
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:07:11 PM): u think i should ask ryu about it
GooseHasPants (4:07:35 PM): you cant...he speaks ninja....and you are not yet ninja enough to hear his words
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:07:42 PM): but u are?
GooseHasPants (4:08:11 PM): See...ryu has gone through all of this...he destroyed the dinosaurs..and dropped the atom bombs
GooseHasPants (4:08:27 PM): i am not ninja enough to hear ninja speak either
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:08:31 PM): i heard that in the FSN h2 video
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:08:34 PM): ah
GooseHasPants (4:08:44 PM): really?
GooseHasPants (4:09:04 PM): i just made it up....i uh...mean...its in...uh..ancient holy Ninja Schrolls
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:09:17 PM): tell me more
GooseHasPants (4:09:28 PM): that are guarded by XingKen Himself
GooseHasPants (4:09:45 PM): who is the 5th greatest ninja of all time
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:09:58 PM): whos the other 3 best?
GooseHasPants (4:10:36 PM): well the greatest ninja...well i cant speak his name ninjas would kill me before i think about it.
GooseHasPants (4:10:43 PM): Second is Ryu
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:11:03 PM): the 3rd is hayate?
GooseHasPants (4:11:05 PM): No
GooseHasPants (4:11:14 PM): He isnt even in the top 20
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:11:20 PM): i knew it
GooseHasPants (4:11:25 PM): He is good none of the less
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:11:28 PM): he's hayagay
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:11:33 PM): no offence
GooseHasPants (4:12:08 PM): he could kill you 13 times before you he gets 100 miles to you
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:12:29 PM): ah
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:12:33 PM): well continue
GooseHasPants (4:12:39 PM): What about?
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:12:39 PM): whos #3 and #4
GooseHasPants (4:13:27 PM): #3 lives on the moon...he keeps the mooninites from killing us
GooseHasPants (4:13:49 PM): The mooninites have great technology...but lack of ninja
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:14:05 PM): and they have nice pixelated bodies
GooseHasPants (4:14:11 PM): #4 is irken...dont tell anybody or hell will kill you
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:14:22 PM): but were in his basement
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:14:31 PM): he said he's teaching us to become ninjas
GooseHasPants (4:14:40 PM): Yes...he is a nice ninja......The ONLY nice ninja
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:14:40 PM): but i have to make him more money on WoW
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:15:08 PM): only 2000 more gold
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:15:13 PM): which is like 3million
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:15:22 PM): and he'll teach me the ninja jump
GooseHasPants (4:15:55 PM): That takes 1 billion years to learn....irken is old you know
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:16:12 PM): and getting 2000gold in WoW takes forever
GooseHasPants (4:16:50 PM): Meh...irken could get instantaneously
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:16:59 PM): but he wants me to earn it
GooseHasPants (4:17:00 PM): being the 4th greatest ninja
GooseHasPants (4:17:07 PM): yeah...its a test
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:17:15 PM): he thinks having minors do labor for him is enjoyable
GooseHasPants (4:17:32 PM): He is a nice ninja....but not that nice
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:18:19 PM): not until his magical popsicles kill people
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:18:35 PM): he uses those instead of shurikens
GooseHasPants (4:18:54 PM): yeah...if he keeps that up...he will surpass the moon ninja
GooseHasPants (4:19:15 PM): then they will have a battle of authority...thus resulting....in a supernova
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:19:22 PM): uh huh
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:19:32 PM): and i heard since he feeds us popsicles
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:19:42 PM): we become immune to there effect
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:19:45 PM): so we wont die
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:19:50 PM): instantiously
GooseHasPants (4:19:57 PM): only if he "wants" you to be immune
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:20:06 PM): which i think he does
GooseHasPants (4:20:16 PM): if a ninja wants something...it WILL happen
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:20:55 PM): so is that how irken gets all the popsicles?
GooseHasPants (4:21:40 PM): i wants them....so they appear. because if they didnt appear...he would get revenge....and that isnt good. Hasnt happend in all of ninja history
GooseHasPants (4:21:50 PM): which goes back before the universe
GooseHasPants (4:22:02 PM): he wants them*
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:22:24 PM): makes sense
GooseHasPants (4:23:02 PM): I got 2.3 billion million bagillion decades left till i can fight Hayate for authority.....
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:23:23 PM): authority of being better
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:23:26 PM): ?
GooseHasPants (4:23:36 PM): yes.....being a higher ranking ninja
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:23:40 PM): ah
GooseHasPants (4:23:48 PM): i could take him.....then
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:23:52 PM): i have about 3000 years til someone lands on me in space
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:23:58 PM): im so lonely
GooseHasPants (4:24:19 PM): yeah.....dont worry..you still have your body...but you also have pluto...
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:24:31 PM): i guess
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:24:52 PM): plus i have these cheap robot legs which make me do a rip off stealth dash
GooseHasPants (4:25:13 PM): The reason the #1 ninja is so good...is because he knows how to connect his multiple bodies together...into a super body
GooseHasPants (4:25:29 PM): Its an art only he can do
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:25:37 PM): resulting into a super super nova?
GooseHasPants (4:26:14 PM): no....Multiple Universe collisions and then an explosion that can ACTUALLY kill ninjas....the only way to kill a ninja
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:26:21 PM): ah
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:26:34 PM): tell me the story on why ninjas and pirate fight
GooseHasPants (4:26:41 PM): ?
GooseHasPants (4:26:45 PM): because they can?
GooseHasPants (4:27:01 PM): well there is one story
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:27:11 PM): i heard each of them were looking for a special artifact
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:27:22 PM): itd make the ninjas travel throught the shadows and be the shadows
GooseHasPants (4:27:24 PM): yeah
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:27:31 PM): and itd make the pirates very very drunk
GooseHasPants (4:27:47 PM): They both wanted it...so they fought
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:27:54 PM): exactly
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:28:02 PM): was that ur story?
GooseHasPants (4:28:11 PM): it is the ONLY story
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:28:18 PM): oh
GooseHasPants (4:28:30 PM): The greatest pirate is actually very deadly
GooseHasPants (4:28:50 PM): but not as deadly as most ninjas
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:29:03 PM): theyre alwasy drunk
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:29:04 PM): thats y
GooseHasPants (4:29:08 PM): yup
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:29:14 PM): like ange;
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:29:17 PM): he's pirate
GooseHasPants (4:29:26 PM): He is actually the #1 pirate
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:29:30 PM): im part pirate as well
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:29:36 PM): so what am i really?
GooseHasPants (4:29:48 PM): Your the link between pirates and ninjas
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:30:44 PM): i dont understand my responsibility now
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:30:54 PM): when the ninjas and pirates have theyre final fight
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:30:57 PM): whos side am i on
GooseHasPants (4:31:05 PM): If you really understood...you would die by fear of ninjas and pirates
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:31:18 PM): but what about the robots
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:31:20 PM): ?
GooseHasPants (4:31:26 PM): they do the leg work
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:31:39 PM): *nods*
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:31:52 PM): but what if i find the artifact
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:31:56 PM): what do i get
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:32:04 PM): really drunk or really stealthy?
GooseHasPants (4:32:20 PM): only the best ninja and angel could find it...but they have to work together
GooseHasPants (4:32:57 PM): its so well hidden by the ancient ninja tribe that existed before time....so its hard
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:33:06 PM): ah
GooseHasPants (4:34:35 PM): Thus is the circle of life.....The end.
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:34:45 PM): *claps like a baby*
GooseHasPants (4:34:55 PM): Im posting this on t360f
GooseHasPants (4:35:02 PM): how could i not?
Exi1ed B4nd1t (4:35:13 PM): if the #1 ninja didnt want u to
GooseHasPants (4:35:20 PM): hahaha...true
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Wow, now that i know, I will need to stay away from irken....unless he lures me with popsicles...of death.
I'm a pirate, arr, drink beer.
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hmmm ur so lucky you didn't say my name or i would have killed you both. So you can't be a ninja without dieing but ninjas can't die unless i or i mean the #1 ninja does his super super nova colango blast kicker thing. Its all so clear now you guys should be frickin shrinks. LOL good post vio el posto  | |
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05-02-2006
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Originally Posted by Example Wow, now that i know, I will need to stay away from irken....unless he lures me with popsicles...of death.
I'm a pirate, arr, drink beer. | Sucks for you, but sadly (as stated in the convo) I'm part ninja and pirate. Why? I don't know.
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05-02-2006
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HMMMM, Goosepants, we need to talk. You have given out too much information about us...
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05-02-2006
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Originally Posted by L1nK HMMMM, Goosepants, we need to talk. You have given out too much information about us... | Goat love your screwed he's a level 69 ninja your a level 2 druid your ganna get your ass kicked for posting all this information. U better find some place in the ocean to hide cause ninjas can smell through everything but water and they don't like to get there sweet ninja costumes wet so thats the only place were link the #9 ninja wouldn't go to kill you or just knok you out since your a ninja your like a main character in oblivon you can't die. | |
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05-02-2006
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wow, goospants I gatta hand it to you, u are the funniest gamer alive. Everything about u is so fuckin funny some times I feel like i'm getting an abb work out from laughing too hard at the things u say.
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Originally Posted by hypnoticgoat *dies a million times* | Sorry I coudent hear you over all those ninja's killing you for speaking in a disrespectful tone about the #1 ninja that way.
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I am so immature....its great.
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