HEH, prank i pulled on a lesser ninja

Dr. L1nK · 05-05-2006

SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:38:40 PM): U LACK PANTS
GooseHasPants (7:39:11 PM): aw...thanks
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:39:17 PM): correct
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:39:20 PM): now about the ninja
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:39:24 PM): ...
GooseHasPants (7:39:29 PM): what about em
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:39:39 PM): U have given out too much information
GooseHasPants (7:39:43 PM): maybe
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:39:57 PM): the secret 9th ninja is now exposed to u
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:40:00 PM): after this
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:40:06 PM): i need to cut out ur tongue and ears
GooseHasPants (7:40:22 PM): You are not the secret 9th ninja
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:40:26 PM): ...
GooseHasPants (7:40:42 PM): I know him personally...we had a "fling" you could say
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:41:08 PM): WHATS THIS!!! imposter, who is this person who u believe is the secret ninth ninja
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:41:10 PM): ?
GooseHasPants (7:41:40 PM): You cant be the secret ninth ninja....if you WERE...i would die by the sight of his text
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:41:58 PM): I have masked my text with some masking powder
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:41:59 PM): now
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:42:02 PM): this is seriou
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:42:07 PM): swe may have a breach
GooseHasPants (7:42:20 PM): Ninjas dont have "breaches"
GooseHasPants (7:42:29 PM): if something comes close they kill it....
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:42:39 PM): It happened, once before... Long before you were born
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:42:49 PM): Are you aware of Doku
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:42:50 PM): ?
GooseHasPants (7:42:56 PM): Doku is a poser
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:43:09 PM): His father wasn't
GooseHasPants (7:43:17 PM): Well im his father
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:43:17 PM): Even before i was born
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:43:22 PM): ?!?!?!
GooseHasPants (7:43:35 PM): yes...i am old...older than the germans
GooseHasPants (7:43:42 PM): and man.....they are old
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:43:54 PM): This... Is... Impossible
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:44:01 PM): We must fight
GooseHasPants (7:44:09 PM): the germans?
GooseHasPants (7:44:16 PM): they have it comin to em
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:44:20 PM): Your side that tells you u are doku
GooseHasPants (7:44:32 PM): im not doku...im his daddy
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:44:35 PM): The germans we will take care of once i rid u of doku
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:44:46 PM): I kno, but u are possessed
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:44:55 PM): Ryu told me him self
GooseHasPants (7:45:03 PM): He lied to test you
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:45:13 PM): Ryu cannot lie
GooseHasPants (7:45:23 PM): oh...you dont know ryu
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:45:27 PM): he has a anti lieng device on his nose
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:45:34 PM): I saw it my self
GooseHasPants (7:45:54 PM): If a ninja WANTS to do anything....it WILL be done...and ryu wanted to lie..thus....lieing
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:46:33 PM): I am new to this dishonour, yet im the 9th secret ninja... I guess what goes around does come around
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:46:39 PM): But i fight the lattar
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:46:49 PM): Now, are you completely god?
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:46:51 PM): good*
GooseHasPants (7:47:01 PM): No..you arent the ninth ninja....i would sense it...
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:47:31 PM): I have more than a trillion ngoogle masks on, not even hayate can sence it
GooseHasPants (7:47:43 PM): Hayate sucks at sensing
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:47:44 PM): BTW, i might get my promotion within the next 1000 years
GooseHasPants (7:48:08 PM): to what?
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:48:13 PM): I need to fight # 8 tho, i hate # 8
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:48:24 PM): she's such a slut
GooseHasPants (7:49:04 PM): He could take you...he could even take # 7...he is just to modest
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:49:14 PM): He's a she
GooseHasPants (7:49:44 PM): Ninjas dont have genders
GooseHasPants (7:50:07 PM): You should know this....being the "secret ninth ninja"
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:50:52 PM): I've been in isolation for more than 2348098763457 years
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:50:58 PM): Few things change
GooseHasPants (7:51:41 PM): It takes that many years just to Fight a ninja for authority
GooseHasPants (7:52:24 PM): but...yet...it is instant....because of the faster than light travel that ninjas do....it makes everything die....but not really die...because they dont WANT it to die
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:52:45 PM): ..., i've been around far longer than u think
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:52:46 PM): btw
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:52:49 PM): im promoting you
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:53:04 PM): this si the main reason why i need to talk to you
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:53:12 PM): ryu told me to promote goos pants
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:53:22 PM): he scared off a lot of people who would have wasted our times
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:53:25 PM): time*
GooseHasPants (7:53:47 PM): ?
GooseHasPants (7:54:11 PM): Ryu talks to no one but the # 1 ninja...how did you talk to him?
GooseHasPants (7:54:26 PM): WAIT! You are a spy from the pirates!!!!
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:54:27 PM): This is his second time
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:54:31 PM): nope
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:54:39 PM): I was recruited from the pirates
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:54:43 PM): First time
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:54:46 PM): i fought him
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:54:50 PM): and i almost one
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:54:59 PM): but he he killedme, but didn't want to
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:55:12 PM): This all occured back when ryu was the 231387342 ninja
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:55:28 PM): then he took me into training
GooseHasPants (7:55:41 PM): why are you always wrong? he has ALWAYS been the #2 ninja
GooseHasPants (7:55:56 PM): Since before....time...or anything
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:56:04 PM): You've been lied to
GooseHasPants (7:56:37 PM): about ryu always being the # 2 ninja...no...i havent...
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:56:44 PM): ...
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:57:01 PM): Lord genji was the first
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:57:11 PM): i dont kno who it is now
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:57:18 PM): no one knows
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:57:29 PM): and ryu was 240985 when he started
GooseHasPants (7:57:37 PM): The #1 ninja has always been the # 1 ninja
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:57:37 PM): sorry
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:57:42 PM): omg
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:57:50 PM): Your not goose has pants
GooseHasPants (7:57:51 PM): how could he get overthrown
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:57:57 PM): OMG
GooseHasPants (7:58:01 PM): Ninjas dont die
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:58:02 PM): *bows down*
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:58:07 PM): Lord genji
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:58:15 PM): I am sorry to have disturbed to
GooseHasPants (7:58:28 PM): I am not even in the top 100 ninjas
GooseHasPants (7:58:34 PM): i am not even Full ninja
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:58:38 PM): No need to lie lord genji
GooseHasPants (7:58:55 PM): once i get turned into a comet...thats when i become 3/4ths ninja
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:59:08 PM): Lord genji, there is no need to lie
GooseHasPants (7:59:24 PM): You would die by the sight of my text
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:59:33 PM): I've been trained by ryu
GooseHasPants (7:59:35 PM): if i were the # 1 ninja....who has many names
SInEsTErMAsTEr (7:59:40 PM): and he's only talked to me twice
GooseHasPants (8:00:24 PM): Lord Genji is his Latin name...his real name cant be said...because....everything would blow up....including the lesser ninjas
GooseHasPants (8:00:56 PM): including me....OH NO!..*blows up*
GooseHasPants signed off at 8:01:01 PM.

Heh, i pulled this on goosepants, im still a pirate, but i am thinking of converting, thesee guys dont like me. Goose really knows his stuff. u'll bee good soon.

BTW, to understad this, u need to read the other ninja thread... The deepest ninja conversation ever.

Exiled Bandit · 05-05-2006

Lol nice, and I don't believe your the #9 ninja L1nk, infact I don't get how I'm 3/4 ninja, being a piraterobot and all o_0.

WAN73D · 05-05-2006

You notice that people in this forum talk alot about who is who in the ninja world. First there was the "deepest ninja conversation ever" thread. Then there was the argument between me and Itachi about whether I was a ninja--

Itachi:No, I am a Ninja so Send it to Superulitmateninjaitachi, which wont work for you becuase it retricts you cuz your not a ninja. So i will send the FR.

WAN73Dude, how do you KNOW I'm not a ninja? I mean seriously, if you were a real ninja you would know that I also am a ninja except for that same fact that I am a ninja which means that I am able to counteract your ninjaness in a ninja fashion thereby confusing your ninja powers and making you think I am not a ninja. HA!!

Anyways, sounds good. *puts away shuriken*

Itachi:When you have a 1337 ninja Avatar then you are Ninja.
Now I will send FR.

WAN73D:<<< Mine moves so that automatically makes it 1337.

Itachi:I know Hiei Personally and he is not a Ninja, hes a Demon.

WAN73Doesn't matter. He has a sword and a giant Dragon energy attack. And everyone knows that where there are Japanese Dragons there also are ninjas. Even if they prefer the term Demon (of which I believe he is only a B or C class). Plus I left my digital camera in my other mask.

Not as deep or long but what can I say. Anyways, this threa is here now too. There appears to be growing turmoil and I fear a great war among ninjas. Which would mean the end of life as we know it.

ganksta child · 05-05-2006

Could someone please tell me what is going on with this ninja pirate stuff?

ReVeLaTioN · 05-05-2006

.....*awkward silence*......did i miss something?

Exiled Bandit · 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganksta child

Could someone please tell me what is going on with this ninja pirate stuff?

A long time ago, before dinosaurs were born, there was a ninja and pirate. They were basically God of everything, ninjas being gods of stealthness and kickass karate moves, while pirates were gods of ocean travel and extreme drinking. They were best friends, then one day the head of each of them started looking for an artifact that'll make the ninjas travel and be the shadows, while making the pirates really really drunk. So after that, ninjas and pirates hated eachother sense. And that is how ninjas were born, for machines.

GoatLove · 05-05-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me

GooseHasPants (7:54:26 PM): WAIT! You are a spy from the pirates!!!!

I already guessed you were a pirate.

and yes...that artifact is still hidden.

FIF3 · 05-05-2006

lol? I guess you had to be there?