Crazy Night

Matt731 · 06-20-2006

K wow yesterday was the must funnest night I ever had. Ok so yesterday me and my two friends were at this place called CJ Barrymoores. Well after we were done my sister picked us up and her friend was with her. On our way homeee my sister's friend is like " Do you guys want to go egg someones house" And were like hell yeah lets do it. So we went to Kroger and bought a 24 pack cartoon of eggs and we didnt take the reciept. K the plan was that my sister and her friend were going to park the car like 200 feet from the house and me and my 2 friends were going to run and egg the hell outta the house.So we parked the car adn me and my friends took off our shirts just incase they saw what we were wearing, anyways we ran to the house and starting throwing the eggs. We got the wholeee damn house, we got the windows the doors the garage the cars everything. While we were throwing the eggs their dad opens the front door and starts screaming " You fucking kids im going to fucking get you kids". We left the carton there and fricken ran as fast as we coulkd to the car. Ok so we took off and went to 7-11. The house we egged was my sisters friends and their like in a fight right now. So were about to go home and I live in the same sub-division the girl we egged lives in and were driving and all of a sudden this car starts full lighting us and iis starting to chase us. It was the whole damn family chasing us everywhere and finally we stopped at mcdonalds parking lot. Their dad is fricken huge and kept on swearing at us this and that so you know the cops came and tell us to get out of the car. They search the whole car and find nothing. Next they go through our cell phones to see if we called them before we egged them. Passed that test. And I swear to you one of the cops was gay. When he was searching me he was like feeling on me. Ok then the cops tried to fool us and were like" We got reports saying they saw a kis wearing a black shirt and white long sleeves running through the sub-division, which is bull crap because we all took off our shirts so they were just trying to get us to confess. After about 20 mins they let us go and as we were leaving we flicked off te family and started laughing at them. Well that was my fun nighttttt.