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07-24-2006
| | | ~Ruethless Chalk Theif~
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fighting Aqua Man Fav 360 Game: Uka Uka Posts: 1,504
|  How to become a Potato Ninja.....
First off to become a Potato ninja you must change your name to Potato Ninja (insert number here)
Then you must know what a Potato Ninja is, a potato ninja is a ninja that likes to eat potato's. Potato Ninja's must succsessfully complete all these things to become a full fledged potato ninja.
Grunt at 100 wOman in one hour.
Pay for a 360 game in quarters
Write down your number of potato 1000 times on your body.
Act like a ninja and attack people randomly off the street.
Learn to use a blow dart gun.
Have at least a 4 inch penis and or vagina lip
Throw knifes at tree's whenever you geturge
Call people young grasshopper
catch a rabbit with your thighs
Lift a 15 lbs weight
Be able to round house kick with amazing efficiency and accuracy
U must master the LOOK of DEATH
Act like you are a legendary texas rangeror Super powered Beaver
throw eggs at random houses
hit rocks with a baseball bat
Wear sandals when outside
Have a cool signiture move(must be video taped)
Attend an anger managment class
Masturbate daily
laugh in others faces
Decide if you want to be a good or bad potato ninja
Throw yourself into walls
Act like a potato for 90 minutes
sleep for 1 day straight
admit u like Ur potato with butter & sourcreme
Goto movies
KIill a spider
Find a penny heads up
Take a journey to somewhere
see boobs
Find a really old recipt for a game and atempt to return it
Head Butt a random person in the chest
chest butt somebody in the head
accumilate 10 unnerad messages
click your mouse 50 times in 5 seconds
wear silk pajamas
watch a porn movie
create a groove in your couch, if you have a chair sell the chair and buy a couch
To become a ninja potato you must only read this, & post what number you want
Be able to read
Have a giant patch of hair somewhere on your body
Shave your legs and or pubes
do all this with a smile on and you are trully a potato ninja. Just wanted to see who followed directions. | 
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07-24-2006
| | | Teh Doctor of Teh doom
Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Brampton... CANADA Fav 360 Game: PDZ Posts: 6,561
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Hypnotic Goat For President!!!!!!!!!!
__________________ ^OOOOOOOOOOOOO rico pwns ^Rico doin it again | |
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07-24-2006
| | | Got range on that thing.
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Belcoville, NJ Fav 360 Game: UT3 Posts: 5,894
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I shot my friend in the leg with a blowdart gun once. He was very upset. | |
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07-24-2006
| | | ~Ruethless Chalk Theif~
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fighting Aqua Man Fav 360 Game: Uka Uka Posts: 1,504
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Originally Posted by Hitzel I shot my friend in the leg with a blowdart gun once. He was very upset. | lol my freind shot my neighbors cat it was a good time the thing jumped so high. But yeah i know i would be an excellent president. And keep shoot people in the legs and stuff hitzel you can run for VP with me. | |
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07-24-2006
| | | Got range on that thing.
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Belcoville, NJ Fav 360 Game: UT3 Posts: 5,894
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Originally Posted by hypnoticgoat lol my freind shot my neighbors cat it was a good time the thing jumped so high. But yeah i know i would be an excellent president. And keep shoot people in the legs and stuff hitzel you can run for VP with me. | I pictured that happening and I roffles my ass off (New acronym created right there???? RMAO ftw??) My eyes are a little watery.
Can I be a Commie Ninja? | |
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07-24-2006
| | | ~Ruethless Chalk Theif~
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fighting Aqua Man Fav 360 Game: Uka Uka Posts: 1,504
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I guess but you need a set of rules on how to become a commie ninja just like the potato ninja. It needs to be complex yet simple enough so someone with a mustache could do it. | |
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07-24-2006
| | | Painter, Piper, Prisioner
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Fav 360 Game: Rock Band Posts: 2,788
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I pick 69... 
Yes I took it.
__________________ ^^ Strokingshire is for fags ^^ | |
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07-24-2006
| | | ~Ruethless Chalk Theif~
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fighting Aqua Man Fav 360 Game: Uka Uka Posts: 1,504
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Originally Posted by FaTaL m0cKaGe I pick 69...
Yes I took it. |
dude thats so immature were all adults here come on.
I choose 420 i can't believe how immature u arn't  | |
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07-25-2006
| | | Painter, Piper, Prisioner
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Fav 360 Game: Rock Band Posts: 2,788
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Originally Posted by hypnoticgoat dude thats so immature were all adults here come on.
I choose 420 i can't believe how immature u arn't | Blaghhh. Fuck 69. I pick 666.
__________________ ^^ Strokingshire is for fags ^^ | |
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07-25-2006
| | | ~Ruethless Chalk Theif~
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fighting Aqua Man Fav 360 Game: Uka Uka Posts: 1,504
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Originally Posted by FaTaL m0cKaGe Blaghhh. Fuck 69. I pick 666. | Well if we can change then im ganna be Potato ninja 19,
or should i be 999 that cool or maybe number 0 then id be like ubrer pro. Ill decide tommoroow but i think i hear a bed calling my name gn | |
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