Baron Saturday

You start opening all of the cupboards in your house and get angry cause they are full of folded linen and shoes.

You start thinking about what you should carry when you leave the house in case you find something good on the way home and you haven't got room to carry it.

You do a double take when see plants thinking they are nirnroot.

You have started calling your caffeinated soft drink of choice "Restore Fatigue"

You have tried giving money to girls to raise their disposition level.

You have started calling your house "Frostcrag Spire"

You have moved your television, 360 and fridge into the toilet so that you NEVER have to get up.

Your worried about getting completely stuck on parts of your local geography.

You have started greeting people with "Well met"

You have started asking everyone you meet about Rumours.

you ask the same people about Rumours again sometime later, in case they have something new to tell you.

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