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06-13-2006
| | | Still plays on Xbox
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Lichfield Embassy Posts: 48
|  You Know You're Addicted to Oblivion When..
You start opening all of the cupboards in your house and get angry cause they are full of folded linen and shoes.
You start thinking about what you should carry when you leave the house in case you find something good on the way home and you haven't got room to carry it.
You do a double take when see plants thinking they are nirnroot.
You have started calling your caffeinated soft drink of choice "Restore Fatigue"
You have tried giving money to girls to raise their disposition level.
You have started calling your house "Frostcrag Spire"
You have moved your television, 360 and fridge into the toilet so that you NEVER have to get up.
Your worried about getting completely stuck on parts of your local geography.
You have started greeting people with "Well met"
You have started asking everyone you meet about Rumours.
You ask the same people about Rumours again sometime later, in case they have something new to tell you.
Lets hear what you guys can come up with............................
__________________ Edgar Allen Poe - Is all that we see or seem, but a dream within a dream?
Mr T - Crazy Fool
Oblivion:
Name: Brian II
Race: Redguard (M)
Custom Class: Soul Mage
Appearance: A Ripped Richard Pryor
Level: 15
BF2MC:
Rank: Sgt. Major
PPH: 48
Last edited by Baron Saturday; 06-13-2006 at 06:31 PM.
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06-13-2006
| | | Still plays on Xbox
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Lichfield Embassy Posts: 48
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Why are you flaming to close this thread?
Why is this not valid Oblivion discussion?
Its funny.
And..
Some people may be actually suffering from Oblivion addiction so severe that this stuff happens to them. I'm sure they would appreciate somewhere to discuss their difficulties in coping with such a heinous condition.
__________________ Edgar Allen Poe - Is all that we see or seem, but a dream within a dream?
Mr T - Crazy Fool
Oblivion:
Name: Brian II
Race: Redguard (M)
Custom Class: Soul Mage
Appearance: A Ripped Richard Pryor
Level: 15
BF2MC:
Rank: Sgt. Major
PPH: 48 | |
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06-13-2006
| | | is the real life pip-boy
Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NC Fav 360 Game: Rock Band Posts: 5,855
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although i enjoy playing oblivion, i dont really see the point in this thread....
(considering closing it)
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06-13-2006
| | | Risen like the Phoenix
Join Date: Oct 2005 Fav 360 Game: That one game that lets you kill people in, wait which one? Posts: 6,781
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Originally Posted by Subnoise although i enjoy playing oblivion, i dont really see the point in this thread.... | The main point of this thread is suppose to be like one of those "You Know you play too much H2 when...." threads.
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We've broken out
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06-13-2006
| | | Dicksmack
Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Xbox Live Fav 360 Game: Halo 2 Posts: 1,020
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but this is just stupid, im not flaming by the way, its a fact, and i dont dislike you so dont think that. i was just pissed when i posted my other comment because my 2nd 360 crashed and now i have a 3rd
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06-14-2006
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well unless this actually goes back on topic and people start posting there reasons then im gna close it so u have 3 days to stop bitching and get the thread going sound good? | |
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06-14-2006
| | | Impossible to Gauge!
Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chicago Fav 360 Game: CoD 4 Posts: 386
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You Know You're Addicted to Oblivion When.. you make a thread about You Know You're Addicted to Oblivion When..
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06-14-2006
| | | retawetihW
Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Maryland Fav 360 Game: Halo 3 and GoW Posts: 5,803
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You know your addicted when you try casting spells to heal yourself when you get hurt.
You know your addicted when you try enchanting random plastic weapons around the house.
<thats all i got so far>
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06-14-2006
| | | uber noob
Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4
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Great thread i recon
You know that you are addicted to oblivion when.....
when you put your hood up on the way home you expect it to make you run faster
when you see women in town you start to think that their hats are made partly from ham and partly from straw
you start to turn up late to all your H2 clan meetings
you start to think that holding down the A button will cure your Ketamine freak out
when you are at archery club on a sunday, you start to think that you can find out how many arrows you have left just by looking down and to the left a bit
you stay up dead late to play it
when you are at work you start to think that if you crouch for long enough on certain blocks you will drop behind the background and be able to access secret rooms and enchanted instruments.
when you kill someone and steal their money you expect that sometimes you might be able to keep coming back for infinite amounts
you start to really love playing it
when you catch a disease you think that you cure it just by knocking up a quick potion
all things become one, the sins of your past manifest themselves as a tangable and ear peircing pain in your gut, bussines mixes with pleasure and all the family are so proud of you love | |
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06-16-2006
| | | Engaged
Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: With abercrombie Fav 360 Game: naughty talk ;) Posts: 1,314
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This is actually a very good thread, if everyone would get their heads out of their asses!
Why can't a thread be fun?
Why can't it have humor?
Why are some people dicks?
Does every thread have to have a point?
Is every thread being graded by a teacher?
Is there a Scholarship for a (deemed, thread with a point)?
On topic:
When you see an idiot post and start wondering how many hit points they have before you ban them.
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Last edited by SadistiK Mother; 06-16-2006 at 05:20 PM.
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