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|  So I've been writing a book..more like rants........... A very long read.
As of right now it is titled " Thaughts of a fool " after reading you may say yes you are a fool DM or you may agree with me, but give it a read and discuss.
Please don't call me a racist for some of the things I say, I have many friends of many races so blah. Here we go. Also sorry for the none paragragh thing I didn't have time to edit it into that shit.
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Kids fighting in schools.
Let them fight That is a part of growing up. If you take that away from them frustrations are held in and sometimes take a turn for the worse. Do I have to mention Columbine High? There is a good example of kids who got picked on but couldn’t fight back. I think that every kid should be taught how to defend themselves in the simplest of ways…. Fighting
99% of fights that happen in school end in friendship. Why are parents so afraid to let their child get hurt? It’s called growing up people Kids now are faced with cops if they are caught fighting. We are basically forcing kids to grow up. What ever happened to just being a kid?
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Low carbohydrate diets.
Nowadays everything is Atkins friendly. You remember Mr. Atkins don’t you? He is the guy who died of a massive coronary What could possibly be wrong with his diet? How about the fact that carbohydrates actually feed the brain. That’s right it’s food for the brain. So we have a lot of people loosing weight, too bad it’s in their heads.
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Obedient children.
Have you ever been shopping and one isle over there is a kid that will not stop screaming about some toy or candy that they want. This makes me angry. But if you smack the kid someone yells child abuse There is a big difference between abuse and punishment. To all you people that don’t believe in hitting children, (You’ll get what’s coming to you ) A kid doesn’t respond to reasoning, that’s why they’re kids
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Abortion.
A pretty young girl is walking back to her dorm room when she is attacked by several men wearing masks. They take turns raping her for several hours, finally beating her and leaving her for dead. Eventually she comes to and finds help. A couple of months later trying so hard to forget she finds out she is pregnant. Not in any way wanting to be reminded of the vicious past, she decides quickly to abort. Is she wrong or a bad person because of this? I think not.
What gives anybody the right to scorn her? Like she hasn’t had enough to deal with, without some petty bible-banger telling her she’s a murderer. Or what if you just found out you where pregnant, however tests show that the baby will be severely deformed or mentally retarded?
Now people who abuse this service should be delt with, but that’s a different topic.
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The Middle East.
The supposed promised land in the bible. Yeh that’s where I would choose to go. A desolate shit hole in the middle of hell itself. It’s no wonder why they hate everyone else. I bet they wouldn’t have so much hate if they were all dead. I know the world would be much safer, and so would flying.
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Dry counties.
For those of you who don’t know what a dry county is, it’s a county that is not allowed to sell alcoholic beverages. I know what your thinking, isn’t prohibition over? Well not for many counties in the south. You see, some religious leaders think that beer is strait from Satan’s kitchen. They believe that if you can’t buy beer close to the house you simply won’t drink.
Yeah, the extra five minutes down the road is such a hassle, I think I’ll just call off the party this weekend. How about this, I live across the street from a food store. It does not carry any alcohol. So say the party goes long a couple more people show up and guess what, you’re out of beer. No problem we’ll just walk across the street and pick some up right? Nope someone has to drive. Strike another one up for the south
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Stupid customers.
I’m sure everyone has had a stupid customer at one time in their life.
To be a little more specific, I work in the automotive service industry. So I deal with people all the time. On one particular day I managed to win myself a date with an older woman. All that I was doing to her car was an oil change; however she thought it necessary to watch my every move. From the time I pulled her car in the shop, till I pulled it out. She was looking over my shoulder. Now do not think that I took this abuse silently. I began to brainstorm the possibilities of how to get rid of her. First I politely let her know where the waiting room was, but to no avail. Second I began to talk to my coworkers about subjects very far off the beaten path. I said to one of them, (You know they say a performer is only as good as his audience.) But still nothing. Then my friend was about to enter the office, so I said ( Hey while your in there, get on the internet and print me a copy of a Shakespearian sonnet,,, if I’m going to perform it should be something good.) Still nothing. Running out of ideas rather quickly, I suddenly received a phone call on my cell. I answered very quickly with a loud voice, so my stubborn counterpart could easily hear with her hearing aid the size of a small block Chevy. I asked my friend on the other end of the line, if he had seen the latest sitcom on television last night. Playing along he said no. I then told him about a show that I had seen the night before. It was about a secretary who had a client watching over her shoulder all day, and she was getting so frustrated. I laughed out loud and said (Damb that must have sucked ) And still nothing. I can only hope she dies in her sleep before I have to see her again
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Walmart in the south.
My, what a great country we live in. When you can walk into a Walmart super center and get almost anything possible. Including a free lesson in Spanish 101. You see, they have that automated announcement system that tells you what’s on sale and shit like that. However it is repeated in Spanish, for all of those folks that have it so hard in OUR country. Why should they have to learn our language? We have made so easy for them to get whatever they need including housing, but that’s another chapter.
Back to Walmart. In the south there is a wide separation in classes of people. But it doesn’t matter in Walmart. You see the rich people want to save money, the poor people can afford it, the Mexicans speak it, and normal people like you and me have to deal with it. How about the fat slobs that are to lazy to walk around so they get the little carts, and pour out of the tiny molded seat made to only withstand a crippled geriatric. Of witch should not be behind the wheel of a car, let alone an ankle high motorized scooter. Cleanup people have to follow them and pick up everything they knock over or into. Then you have the very quiet family from up the mountain. You know, the angry looking dad, the cowering wife with a black eye, and one look at the kids says incest. The Mexicans undressing your girlfriend with there eyes, and punk teenagers who think they can look cool hanging out at Walmart.
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Xbox live people.
Now I love to play a good game on Xbox live don’t get me wrong. But what is it with gamer tags that have a name and then a bunch of numbers in it. If your name was taken already, just pick a different name No more Bob1398274632, that’s just gay. Now for all you people that think you’re so great, remember there is always someone better than you. Respawn campers lack the skill to fend for themselves on open ground. But that’s fixed buy the old boot to the ass trick. Then maybe there’s a black guy in the room you’re playing in. God help any girl that might speak into her headset, they will swoop in and try to put there thang down on her as if she would like to travel across country to blow him. I’ll get back to this subject a little later.
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T.V. evangelists.
Oh glory be to our mighty god I say halleluiah my fellow worshipers Have you sinned against god? Well for a short time on our most holy of days,,, today for a small contribution,,, I can pray for your souls so YOU may enter those pearly gates of heaven
Wow That sounds great I can go rape, pillage, plunder, lie, and murder some folks, but I can send twenty bucks and be saved If that isn’t the biggest crock of shit you’ve ever heard, then this book may not be for you.
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The Mexican border.
Gosh how did you ever get across that chain link fence? I have a plan to build the great wall of America. It will be one hundred yards off of the border. Every fifty yards there will be an armed sentry. Every two hundred yards there will be a mounted fifty caliber machine gun, with infrared and night vision. This will give more jobs to our people, and strongly deter illegal immigration. But if someone actually makes it to the wall alive and unharmed, they will be granted citizenship. As for all illegals in the country,,, good bye The border patrol will be well paid so as not to be bribed. There will be motion sensors along the entire stretch of land no one will pass
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Population control.
All married couples will apply for a license to have a child. There background will be checked. There financial status will say how many children they can have. If a person deemed as unfit to have a child will have two options abort and pay a hefty fine, or give the child up for adoption. Adoption will be upheld by the government only. All payments for poor families with two many children will cease immediately. Homeless people will be given housing that was once used by illegal immigrants. All low income housing will be gated communities with a curfew. All prisoners on death row will be executed with haste. All states will carry the death penalty. The three time offence policy will be death. The court system will be aired on live T.V. and we will call in votes of guilty or not toll free. Any rioting for any reason will be dispersed of by live fire only. Once you have surpassed the age of eighty, social security will be halted. No money for medical help will be given. If a person breaks the rule of child birth more than once, they will be permanently sterilized.
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Checks in the twenty first century.
While standing in line at the local dollar store, I had the pleasure of waiting in line behind a few people. This is not usually a problem for me; however today was a different story. The person in front of me bought a toothbrush and some shampoo. They decided to write a check. Normally this would not bother me, but considering the fact of the small purchase, why the check? So while righting the check, I find out the said subject is from out of town. But this isn’t a problem for the store; they just need a little information. Like a life story. I asked myself, why go through the trouble? I didn’t come up with an answer. Then I started to wonder why the hell somebody would write a check for two dollars and change After waiting for the check to run through the machine several times, I offered to give him the cash in a curt voice. But I was declined. (No I need it for my records.) He replied. I wondered to myself, why do stores even accept checks anymore? With the amount off check fraud out there, and accessibility of check cards, checks should be for mailing only. With the technology today there is no reason for ever writing a check
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The south.
Coming from New Jersey, I had some misconceptions about the southern people. Like everyone told me that southerners were nice people, very considerate and so on. Boy was I in for a big surprise. You know how in the movies they are, for the most part, portrayed as ignorant rednecks? Well, for once the movies don’t lie. The old quote, (we don’t take kindly to strangers.) is an understatement to say the least. They hate anyone from anywhere above that Mason Dixon line. We are not northern, we are Yankees. Did you know that we are just moving down to take over the south? I didn’t, but apparently we need to. The economy in the south has only started to rise, because of northern migration. If you mention the word union, it’s a sacrilege. They call themselves a right to work state. I guess right to work means, never get a raise, indefinite job security, no benefits, your job title is, anything we need you to do, and we reserve the right to terminate you without explanation at any time. How about some of the smart laws of the south. In South Carolina for instance, it is illegal to get a tattoo. But with a parents consent, you can have sex with there fifteen year old daughter. That makes a lot of sense. They can only sell mixed drinks made by airport bottles of liquor, because if you could buy big bottles you would get drunk. Those airport bottles average 1.7 fluid ounces, and most drink recipes call for 1 oz. Guess what you get,,,, drunk. They have a reason for the tattoo law, stating that the tattoo process promotes the spread of Hepatitis. Please Gee I wonder what’s safer, going to a licensed tattoo parlor, or letting Cletus the slack jawed yokel stick me with a guitar string dipped in Bic. But they are not ignorant. I’ll touch a bit more on this subject later.
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Starving people in other countries.
Why do we spend billions, feeding people who could care less about us? I have a picture of some staving black guy from Zimbabwe or somewhere. He has a shirt with a picture of Osama Binladen on the front. Let those scumbags starve. So many people are starving I the U.S. and we spend all our money on worthless third world countries. Here is a clever analogy; they won’t starve if they are dead. Keep our money where it belongs. How about all the starving children? The parents are barely able to lead a normal life, not able to work for their food. But they can fuck like rabbits You want to spend money? Have each one castrated. Entire problem solved.
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DUI,DWI.
All people caught driving under the influence of anything, should be required to pay for the installation of a computer monitoring system that would test their blood each time they try to start the car. It’s too easy to have a friend blow the machine for you. Blood is a little more personal.
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Aids and HIV.
All people should be tested once a month. If diagnosed with either of the illnesses, they will be processed. What is processing? That is where all diagnosed will be given a tattoo on their wrist, tongue, and back of their neck. They will be transported to an island where they may live out the rest of their lives. Any HIV positive pregnancies will be aborted. The only way to wipe out such diseases is to take extreme measures.
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Sports.
All sports have become about money. Here is what I propose. All teams will be made up of players actually from the state they represent. The top pay for an athlete will be no more than five hundred thousand dollars per year. Basket ball is the worst for over paying players. Let make basket ball a little more interesting. Raise the hoop three feet, and then if they dunk a ball it would actually mean something. Foot ball, for the most part is still ok. However there are too many flags throne on every play. Hokey is still a great sport, only because blacks don't like it. Golf is boring. Soccer is only good when girls are playing, and the same goes for tennis. The Olympics really is the last great sports program to watch on T.V.
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Law enforcement.
All people will be implanted with a device under their skull. It will measure health statistics and give a G.P.S. location on the subject. If a person is killed or dies, the implant will record the last ten implants in close proximity. If an inmate escapes prison, the implant will release a toxin that will render the inmate paralyzed. The police will be military. They will also have control over the implants toxin release system. All vehicles will have a remote kill switch installed the can also be controlled by police. All police and military weapons will be DNA encrypted. Traffic intersections will be under video surveillance. Hackers that are caught will be given a chance to work for the government. Satellites will video all 911 call locations after the call has been made. They will use infrared video, so what ever happens under cover will be seen. There will be very little limit as to what goes on in the interrogation room. If someone is put under arrest, they will not be granted any rights. Last but certainly not least O.J.Simpson will be incarcerated for his obvious actions.
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Driving.
Sorry ladies but you can’t drive well. Your judgment sucks and you are easily preoccupied by other things, such as cell phones, makeup, animals, and your reflection. I don’t want to sound like a chauvinistic pig, but most accidents are caused by women. Then there are old people. Talk about a hazard to the road. You can’t say that a little old lady that has pillows under her ass can actually drive well. They can’t even see over the steering wheel I heard a true story about an old man who backed his car into the DMV station and asked, (Is this where I get my license renewed?) I’m pretty sure he didn’t get his back. If you’re old your reaction time is much slower. You simply cannot drive as well as you could. Now, all you scumbags who think its ok to talk on your cell phones and drive, attention must be given to the road at all times
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Fat girls in sexy clothes.
Do you ever go into those wacky gift stores? If so I’m sure you have seen the birthday cards with the incredibly large women on front. They always say something like, (Once, twice, three tons a lady.) Well if you are a slightly hefty girl and you’ve got a major case of Brittany Spears pants on; take a look in the mirror. You probably have paunchy folds going over your belt line. G-string panties are not supposed to be stretched thinner than they are already. Trust me ladies, on you regular panties turn into thongs quick enough. The last thing a guy wants to see is a thong making more folds than there already was. It’s not sexy, and you don’t look good. Your best bet is to try to conceal your plumpness with slimming clothing. Try vertical stripes, and dark colors.
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Sandals.
Why do people insist on showing off their earthy stumps to unsuspecting folks? The only idiots, who like feet, are fetish assholes. You want to wear sandals? Fine go act in a play of Jesus. Throughout the history of man, all we have invented has evolved. That’s why we have sneakers people Take for instance a movie, say about spies or something. It starts off by the clip clop of high heels walking down an airport terminal, slowly panning up from the floor, up the stocking clad legs of some beautiful starlet. But no, let’s change it. It starts of to the sound of a dragging rubber heel quickly followed by the slight fart of a sweaty hoof, sliding back into the well worn imprint of a foot. Nice picture Then there is a few people with enough common sense to wear socks, however it just looks stupid. Face it people, sandals went out with Jesus.
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Mullets.
Yet another thing the south won’t let go of. There are web sites dedicated to the humor of the long worn hairdo of rednecks the world over. Guess what. In the movie Joe Dirt, the mullet wig was part of the joke believe it or not. Billy Ray Cyrus is not cool Stop trying to look like a woman that’s trying to look like a man. I think it started with Greek mythology. When you look at a picture of a Mina tore, half man, half horse. It’s a little old, to be copying.
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NASCAR.
Man there aint nothing like a good NASCAR race on Sunday Give me a break Watching fifty cars drive in a circle five hundred times is not my definition of a good time. Funny thing is, Jeff Gordon is hated by his pears. Why? Well he’s a northerner. And as you might have guessed they aren’t. Go to a race and see what happens right after the beginning strait to the end. Everybody walks around to each others tents, getting drunk. Wow, what a race
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Rednecks.
If you get into a conversation with a redneck, you’ll soon find out that he knows everything. If there’s a strange thing to be done, he’s done it. I often wonder, how, with a sixth grade education, how they know so much. I think it’s in the inbreeding. They pass their little bit of knowledge, during conception with cousin Mary Jo. But do your homework and you will soon find out that it’s a sham. They are really just as stupid as you thought, but you gave them the benefit of the doubt. Don’t worry, you can’t hurt their feelings, they truly believe that they know what they are talking about. Even if it’s rocket science. I like to have a little fun with them. For instance, come up with the most bizarre subject you can think of. You will be entertained for hours.
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The NAACP.
Do I even need to say anything about it? A coalition of people fighting for the rights of people that have more rights than anyone How many television channels are dedicated to black entertainment? Then you’ve got all channels celebrating black history month, which seems to come several times a year. If we had a channel called white entertainment television, it would be called racist. When ever a black person is on trial for a crime, here comes Jessie Jackson to the rescue You can have two dozen eye witnesses, and they will say it’s because he’s black.
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Crack whores.
Tons of crack whores are out there every day, spreading diseases like rabbit dogs. There is an easy solution for this ongoing problem. Extermination at the highest level. Simple roadside executions will work just fine. Hardcore drug use and sales will be delt with, by extreme prejudice. The same three time offense rule will apply. If you’re on them get off them. It’s that simple. We will get rid of the drug problem The only way to get through to all of the despicable, grotesque cockroaches of society, is the fear of death.
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Bush haters.
Ok, what is your solution to the problem? Never go to war with anyone right? Just stay neutral, right? If they slap us, turn the other cheek, right? You know what? There was a group of people that did that. Now who were they, I wonder? Oh yeah they were the Jews Wait, didn’t they suffer terrible losses? Golly, we should do as they did Let’s all bend over and take it in the ass Nobody had any complaints when the Bush tax breaks came in the mail. Everybody thought he handled 9/11 magnificently, and he told us that it would be a long fight against our enemies. Did everybody just forget about what has happened this past few years? All of the so-called hippies, protesting a war that is nothing like the one their parents protested. A war to protect their very lives. If you think we are doing such a bad job over there; than be my guest, and go there and make your difference.
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Green Day.
If there was a way to do away with these limey bastards, I would have done it along time ago Who do they think they are, singing propaganda and using the young kids to spread the word? Their song American Idiot, says enough for me to want to get in a room alone with the whole band. Fucking geeks Get the hell out of our country, and take your shitty, punk, fecal matter with you
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Eighteen.
Ah, you just turned eighteen. What are you going to do with your life? I would like to help with that. Say you want to travel the world. Or maybe learn an exciting skill. Well if I had my way, every one turning eighteen, will enter the military forces. They will learn discipline, skills, self-defense, what it means to be part of a team, and how to keep this great country thriving. The problem with all of the protesting is that people don’t know what it is to be proud of your country. They take it for granted.
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Condoms.
Every person in the world knows what a condom is. Then why do people still insist on not using them? Only a stupid ass would think the old pull out method would work. Anyone who paid attention in sex-ed knows that seminal fluid has sperm in it. Then there is the pill. A lot of people swear by it; however it’s not as effective, and doesn’t provide any protection from an infected clam. Another thing is trust. Do you trust the person your with to take the pill as directed? Not everyone knows that just forgetting once, can make the whole month null and void. But if you have a smart girlfriend, she would definitely not forget, right? That’s ok if she does; you use condoms anyway, so it wouldn’t make much of a difference.
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Herpes commercials.
What possesses a person to want to be in these? Don’t they understand what everyone will think? Take, for instance the one where the woman says that it felt like she was loosing days out of her life………. Well; yeah You should loose every day out of your life. No knowing person would touch your dumpster of a crotch If you looked at an infested animal corpse, would you want to have sex with it? Me neither. A vagina is a formidable lab dish of germs. Still, in can be a lot of fun. Especially if it doesn’t feel like a bowl of cottage cheese upon entry.
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The state fair.
Around these parts, the state fair is really the only thing for hicks to do. So they go to it as much as they can, for the week that it’s in town. I know some people that went four times, the last time it came around. I will say that I’ve been twice, once with a girl that really wanted to go. The other, when they had the 9/11 exhibit. The best part about the fair to me is the variety of sights that you absorb. First you have the mountain people that came down for their yearly trip. The mother that looks like the father, the father that looks like Grizzly Adams, the son that has one eye that’s bigger than the other, the daughter that has a special shoe that looks like a chalk board eraser, because of a longer leg, and last the three year old that’s breast feeding. But the fair workers (AKA carnies) are the most fun to watch. You can travel the world and never find such a side show of people. Midget women selling giant turkey legs. When I say giant I mean it. Some legs are as big as your forearm. Then there’s a guy with two, yup two glass eyes running the Ferris wheel. You’ve got bearded ladies, not that they’re trying to be. Hell, if you stayed long enough, you’d probably see a man with a wooden leg Don’t trust the rides. Think of how many times a year, they are taken apart, and put back together.
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Homosexuals
The big question; is it right? I think that it started out as a problem in the DNA. A chemical imbalance if you will. So a boy or girl tended to resemble that of the other sex. But today it’s a fad. Society has made it cool to come out of the closet. Honestly I don’t think its right. I think most are just trying to be something they aren’t. Come on guys, normal up TV makes it look great, but I don’t think it would be so great to swallow some man meat. Now females on the other hand. I see the attraction. The female body is the best thing on earth. All the curves, long hair, sexy clothing, luscious lips, long legs, bright eyes, spectacular scents, oh I’m sorry for going on a rant. Lets just say if I was a woman, I would be lesbian.
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Stereotypes
Lets go over some of these, shall we? First, if your homeless, you’re a drunk. Well most times yes. Then again wouldn’t you want to be drunk all the time if you were homeless? Southerners tend to be thought of as stupid, or slow. Well there is a reason for blood tests before marriage. If your daddy is also your uncle, you may be a little slow. Genes that are too much alike will cause birth defects, thus the south. Blacks have way too many. Lets see, always the suspect, fried chicken, they all can sing, run faster, jump higher, watermelon, to much jewelry, kinky hair, bad tempers, and they always gang up in fights. Well you may call those stereo types, but when over half the species does it, it becomes fact. And don’t tell me you don’t like some of them, like your manhood.
Whites have some though. Serial killers have always been white.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
I could care less who he was, or what he did. But I do know. My problem with him is the fact that every town and city find the need to name a street after him What’s next, his head on a coin? His work has made equal rights become special rights. What is an African American? A proposed name they gave themselves. If you want equal rights how about using the name American on your application, and rely on your qualifications to get a job. Not your ethnicity
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Minority Report.
So, it was brought to my attention that Latinos are now the number one minority in the U.S. That’s comforting to know. I guess it was only a matter of time giving their rate of reproduction. You would produce more if you got paid more for each little bundle of joy. Think of it as a dock worker getting paid for each pallet he moves to a designated area, except, in this case the tax payers are paying them to have the sex we no longer have time for, because we need to work and pay the taxes that they are not required to pay Ironic isn’t it? Then to watch our president ask for votes in Spanish, may be enough to “get your goat” so to speak. Many who read this may think me to be a supremacist, however I’m just not ready to give our country over to the masses As of this moment America is a joke and the world is laughing. Any terrorist that wants in, can just wade the Rio Grande with the multitude of others each day.
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America The Joke?
Just why would I say something like that about my beloved country? Say you’re a leader of another country and you have aspirations of becoming the next world conqueror. What better way to gain support, than wage war with a country that will punish its own, for petty crimes at best, in a time of war Now I know mind you, that the media has a lot to do with our reactions to our own. “Oh No ” they shot that poor woman driving that van at high speed towards the base with explosives strapped to her chest If we just could have ended it peacefully, maybe sit down over a spot of tea and talk it over with her and explain why it would be wrong to ruthlessly kill all the people she was aiming for. Because we all know that terrorists are so willing to engage in diplomatic meetings with the Infidels. There is no way to beat a group that believes they themselves cannot be killed, and will just be reincarnated to keep fighting for their so called god, except one. Total eradication at the highest level. It is time for the great old U.S. of A., to start letting the rest of the subspecies know that we are to be taken seriously
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Religion.
Could someone please find me some conclusive evidence of a higher power. “Oh you just don’t have faith.” I’m told. Well let me tell you that (Faith is believing in something you know isn’t true.) Forcing yourselves into believing what everyone has always told you. I myself had a strict religious upbringing. I was taught all of the basics and like to think I’m a fairly nice person. But we have all these different groups all over the world, and all believe theirs to be the one true religion. Who is correct? I think one person was onto something, that person being Charles Darwin. Now I’ve got the attention of all the “holy rollers”. He believed man has evolved over millions of years. I have to say there is a lot more evidence of evolution on the planet with all the different races of people. If god created one man and one woman, are you going to tell me all the different colors and looks of the nations came from them? It states in the bible that when all men were gathering together in a great city they were building to reach to the heavens, that god became angry and wanted them to spread out and fill the earth he had created for them. So he then gave them all different languages so they could not finish the city together, and eventually separated into groups of the like and traveled to other places in the world. Now I’m pretty sure the city would not have reached the heavens, though I don’t really know at what altitude they are supposed to be located. I believe the thinning air would hinder their efforts, and lack of knowledge in the old engineering department. Now don’t get your panties in a bunch, I’m just stating my point of view. I know this is a touchy subject for many people, including my own family. OK so there is no evolution, right? So if god scattered all those people to fill the earth, why do we not still look alike? Why are people black, white, brown, yellow, slant eyed, kinky haired, and so on? It definitely couldn’t be that they had evolved and adapted to the specific region and climate they are from. What about the strange instances of people that are totally covered in hair much like an ape, or some animals that do not seem to fit in the food chain slowly going extinct? In the bible, the earth isn’t millions of years old, only thousands. Than what the hell are all those big bones in museums? They say carbon dating is often time wrong. Ok, how long does it take to make a diamond from compressed coal, how long does it take for a tree to petrify and turn to rock, and how long did it take for the tectonic plates to shift and create the different continents and mountain ranges and so on? Now it is true that mankind is responsible for a lot of extinctions, most of us are very stupid. I think god was created by man to keep control of people. True that the commandments are genuinely very good rules, but isn’t that just common sense? So a belief in hell is a very good reason for a person not to kill someone, so is the death penalty…. A working death penalty that is. Everyone waits for Armageddon. The time is near when nations cry out peace and so on and so forth. Haven’t nations been crying peace since there were nations? At the year two thousand many believed the world was going to end. Than you have the assholes who think they have to kill all the infidels, “you know who you are.” I think the people who had the best way of depicting a god or gods thereof, were American Indians. They basically worshiped the land and respected it and the creatures on it. But I think it was Christians who murdered the Indians. Bet that will get some hate mail. Do you know that almost every war was fought over religion? Isn’t it true that most of the stories of gods wrath in the bible could be contrived from natural disasters? If we didn’t have all the technology to record our history, and the story was just told till someone wrote it…. Would the tsunami have been because of some great sin by mankind? Just a little to think about.
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Modern Art.
Oh my , Look at this piece, it shows the sorrow the artist was feeling when he created it. The setting shows darkness and despair. Meanwhile, they’re looking at an old TV with rotten fruit sitting where the tube would be Yeah, I bet the artist had a rough time putting this piece of shit together. Does a person honestly think it has meaning? If so, I’m in the wrong business, having thought that up for this example. How about the jerk that supposedly paints by evacuating paint from his anus. Yup its true, now there is a talent, and good career choice. Living every day like diarrhea Just another person going on my list. This is going to be one hell of a list. But you see it’s the fault of the jackasses that support these buffoons. Whether they glue trash together, carve a sculpture of a blob, or splatter fecal paint, for some god awful reason people buy it I’m done with this. It just makes me angry
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Bonus cards and the like.
I’m sure if you have a few years behind you, you remember when this little trend started. I believe it was the early nineties. Well when that happened, did you notice that you weren’t actually saving money? The stores just give a price hike on whatever they decide is going to be a “BONUS BUY” for that week. So why waist time and money printing cards? Is it to give people a false sense of security that they are saving money? I think not. In that particular time line we have a major increase in telemarketing. Coincidence? Maybe. But maybe, just maybe, it was a clever campaign between the retailers and our lovely telemarketing friends. A plan to get virtually every persons phone number address and of course a small survey of likes and dislikes, in order to be able to target us individually for certain products Remember that the next time you go to the store and are asked if you want to become a privileged member. But that’s just what I think and I could be wrong, but I used to have a problem with our “phoney” friends until I had my number changed. then just for the hell of it I rejoined one of the stores VIP clubs, witch they helpfully were willing to mail in the application for me, and then it began not two weeks later, I started becoming popular again. How do I know that this was the cause? I received calls for my wife that I don’t have, asking if I’m pleased with my particular diet. Oh yeah I forgot on my application I put married female interested in fitness and health Try it yourself, you would not believe the efficiency of this program. I use only a cell phone now and never give a real number.
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