Hockey Freak

new Signayaturenesslessnessizzshizz's
rate like usual

uno:


dos:


trois:

! NorriS !

Whistlerman

yes, Chucks I love it

L1nK

norris looks scary, 7/10, the first one looks different so i am not alowed to rate, the second one rapes. 9/10

Xx Gulla xX

any thing that has to do with chuck noris scores a 10/10

Brutal Irken

Did you know that Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...............they are now referred to as The Islands.

L1nK

wtf, now he must be huge..

l Example l

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Tom

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Brutal Irken

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse,horses are hung like Chuck Norris!

ElmntAir3

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.....ever lol thats an old one but it's still hilarious